Tom Oatmeal

2009

December

November 5

October 11

September 16

August 35

July 17

June 48

May 41

April 59

March 65

February 46

January 28

2008

December 2

November 3

October 9

September 14

August 10

July 1

June 1

May

April 1

March 2

February

January

Homework!

“Oh, and before you leave I have one more assignment,” I said to the class. Naturally,...

yellowhat: ( via sweptaway: ) Barelysarcasm: Hey, Tom...

If they are smart, the new Indianapolis Jones DVD disc will...

Halloween Scary Story!

A great scary story would be about a corpse who rises from the dead and goes around collecting his...

The best part of the “Old Yeller” movie tape is...

nedhepburn: my mock-up (i have zero photoshop skills) for...

My Horrible Date!

I think the worst date I’ve ever been on was when I got up from the table at dinner and just started...

Ordered by most used (make your own):time people pretty look...

The people who run the nursing home just asked my stepdad to...

The cool thing about Jesus was that if you didn’t mind...

More from my Steamy Romance Novel

Her beauty was enough to make a man fall to his knees and babble incoherently, but this was a woman...

yeahwelltakethat: (via papertissue) But not in that barn. ...

Roulette Dealer: And 14 is the winner! Tom Oatmeal: Wow! ...

GROWING UP I used to think that choosing not to add a heart...

Civic Duty!

When the cops came to my neighbor’s house to tell her that her son had been arrested for murder, I...