Invention Hotline Service Rep: Uhhh…it’s for you.  It’s George Washington Carver.

Invention Hotline Supervisor: You’ve got to be kidding me.  Again?  I swear to God, if this is about peanuts, I’m going to fucking lose it.

Invention Hotline Service Rep: He said it’s really important.  Something about how if you stuff peanuts into a gardening glove, it puffs it out and makes it look like there is a hand in there…like for a scarecrow or something…honestly, he’s talking really fast and I can’t exactly tell what he’s trying to say.

Invention Hotline Supervisor: (Sighs audibly and then massages temples) Christ, I don’t know…just tell him that I’m at lunch okay?