November 2, 2009

An Excerpt from my Romance Novel

With my nude, floral-painted body pressed firmly against the wall, I could only stand still and hope that it would blend seamlessly with the floral wallpaper, hiding me completely.

“She can’t divorce me if she can’t see me,” I thought.

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    So true. So true. I should get a tattoo that blends with Robert Pattinson’s wallpaper so I can murder him in his sleep...
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    An Excerpt from my Romance Novel
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    DON’T GET AN ERECTION BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE WEIRD AND SHE MIGHT NOTICE THE BUMP IN THE WALL (THE PENIS SHAPED BUMP).
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    tomoatmeal, you are comedy.
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    An Excerpt from my Romance Novel “Sam: Hey, I recognize you. Andrew Largeman: Oh, did you go to Columbia High? Sam: No,...
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    Sounds like fun.
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    i would read that
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