Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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HOW TO MAKE A BREAD GUY
Step 1: Find the corpse of a grown man and wrap him in bread dough.
Step 2: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
Step 3: Place the dough-wrapped corpse in the oven and bake for an hour.
Step 4: Ding! It’s ready! At his wake, stand the gigantic bread guy in the center of the room and watch as guests tear off pieces and dip them into little vats of ranch, jalapeno cheddar, or BBQ sauce.
TRY THIS! If you think the gradual reveal of a charred corpse might be too alarming for some guests, have the caterer carefully remove the skeleton from the bread guy’s anus so that he’s boneless. Enjoy!

HOW TO MAKE A BREAD GUY

Step 1: Find the corpse of a grown man and wrap him in bread dough.

Step 2: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

Step 3: Place the dough-wrapped corpse in the oven and bake for an hour.

Step 4: Ding! It’s ready! At his wake, stand the gigantic bread guy in the center of the room and watch as guests tear off pieces and dip them into little vats of ranch, jalapeno cheddar, or BBQ sauce.

TRY THIS! If you think the gradual reveal of a charred corpse might be too alarming for some guests, have the caterer carefully remove the skeleton from the bread guy’s anus so that he’s boneless. Enjoy!

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