Tom Oatmeal

A Blog About Intercourse from a guy who doesn't get nervous about intercourse like his friend Ricky does.

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RING RING! PHONE CALL!
Tom Oatmeal: Yes I have a coupon for a large pizza that I’d like to use.
Papa Johns: I’m sorry Sir, but it’s one coupon per customer. You just used yours with the delivery a few minutes ago.
Tom Oatmeal: Okay, bye.
Papa Johns: Hello?
Tom Oatmeal: (wearing fake mustache) Hi, I have a coupon for a large pizza that I’d like to use.
Papa Johns: Are you being serious?
Tom Oatmeal: (hangs up phone and then daydreams about having a dirtbike until the pizza arrives.)

RING RING! PHONE CALL!

Tom Oatmeal: Yes I have a coupon for a large pizza that I’d like to use.

Papa Johns: I’m sorry Sir, but it’s one coupon per customer. You just used yours with the delivery a few minutes ago.

Tom Oatmeal: Okay, bye.

Papa Johns: Hello?

Tom Oatmeal: (wearing fake mustache) Hi, I have a coupon for a large pizza that I’d like to use.

Papa Johns: Are you being serious?

Tom Oatmeal: (hangs up phone and then daydreams about having a dirtbike until the pizza arrives.)

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